Example Cover Letter

The rat race is long and grueling. Due to the triumph of market liberalization, I am competing amongst a highly populous pool of people who embody mediocrity, yet I am expected to be corralled into the same lanes as they are. Hence, here is a clichéd, perhaps perfunctory cover letter to accompany the resume that barely manages to convey my true skills, philosophical position and endurance for unending bullshit, because resumes are so banal by design that they only serve to enhance the overall degrading experience of ‘job seeking’. So there.